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Photo Bomb


It started as a harmless prank.

A viral trend.

Easy to do. Easy to laugh about.

Someone taking a photo - you slip into the background. Make a face. Throw up a peace sign. Pretend to trip. No harm, no foul.

Most people laughed.

Some didn’t.

But that's the thing about the internet - you never really know who's watching.

And someone is always watching.

Jared didn’t think much about it.

He was just a kid having fun.

---

Saturdays down in the Market District were prime photo bomb days.

Everyone and their sister were there - picking up produce, browsing specialty shops, wandering between street vendors, or eating fried cat-on-a-stick.

The locals understood.

Tourists never did.

Which made it perfect.

Families posed in front of colorful produce stands. Couples snapped selfies outside bakeries. Kids stood with oversized lemonades and greasy paper trays of things nobody could quite identify. Photos of buskers. Street performers.

And somewhere in the background, there was Jared.

Shorter than average. Glasses. Big toothy grin. He looked like the harmless little brother from a sitcom - the kid nobody worried about.

He slipped into frames like he belonged there.

Peace sign.

Crossed eyes.

Thumbs-up.

Sometimes he’d just stand there, smiling like he was part of the group.

People noticed later.

That was the joke.

The first time one went viral, Jared barely noticed.

A tourist couple posted their photo.

Behind them, Jared pretended to juggle oranges.

It got shared.

Then shared again.

Someone tagged him.

He laughed.

Followed them back.

Didn’t think much about it.

Then another.

A graduation photo outside a restaurant.

Jared in the background, saluting.

Then a ballgame.

Then a mall.

Then a bus stop.

People started recognizing him.

“Hey - you’re that photobomb kid.”

Jared smiled.

He leaned into it.

Why not?

It was harmless.

The number of followers climbed.

10,000

50,000

200,000

600,000

Close to a million.

Most he'd never met.

Most he'd never even thought about.

Just people watching.

And Jared was happy to give them something to look at.

The first strange comment came months later.

"You're in my cousin's wedding photos too."

Jared laughed.

Replied with a shrug emoji.

Another.

 "Dude weren't you in Chicago last week?"

He wasn’t.

He responded:

"Wish I was."

People laughed.

Then someone sent a message.

Not a comment.

A direct message.

"You photobombed me and my girlfriend last summer."

Attached photo.

Jared opened it.

Beach boardwalk.

Somewhere unfamiliar.

He was there.

Standing behind them.

Smiling.

He didn’t remember it.

He assumed he’d forgotten.

There were a lot of photos.

A lot of crowds.

A lot of Saturdays.

More messages followed.

Different people.

Different places.

Photos he didn’t remember.

Still funny.

Still harmless.

Mostly.


Then someone commented:

"Bad things seem to happen around you."

It got buried in replies.

Jokes.

Memes.

Laughing emojis.

But Jared saw it.

He read it twice.

Then he scrolled on.

---

A week later, a couple he’d photobombed lost their house in a fire.

Electrical, the news said.

Bad luck.

A guy from a ballgame photo got jumped outside a bar.

Wrong place, wrong time.

A family from a Market District selfie was involved in a random stabbing nearby.

Not connected.

Probably.

Coincidences happen.

Everybody knew that.

Still...

People began noticing.

Then someone started posting cropped images.

Old ones.

Years old.

Jared hadn’t even remembered them.

Someone circled the background.

Highlighted a figure.

Same person.

Different photos.

Different crowds.

Always there.

Sometimes behind Jared.

Sometimes off to the side.

Sometimes...

Looking straight at him.

---

Jared stared at the images.

He didn’t remember seeing that person.

Not once.

Not ever.

Someone commented:

"You're not the only one photobombing."

The comment got deleted.

Nobody knew who posted it.

---

A week later, Jared’s neighbor was attacked.

Random.

Violent.

No robbery.

No explanation.

Just wrong place, wrong time.

---

Police knocked on Jared’s door two days later.

Routine questions, they said.

Had he noticed anything unusual?

Anyone suspicious?

Jared shook his head.

He hadn’t.

---

The next visit wasn’t local police.

Two men.

Quiet.

Professional.

They showed badges.

FBI

They laid photos across the table.

Dozens.

Different places.

Different days.

Different crowds.

Same person.

Always near Jared.

Always in the background.

“You photobomb people,” one agent said quietly.

He slid another photo forward.

“Looks like somebody decided to photobomb you.”

---

The fire came next.

Not close enough to be about Jared.

Close enough to feel personal.

Then the bombing.

Small.

Trash can outside a transit stop.

Nobody killed.

Still...

It escalated.

---

Then the figure in the background stopped appearing.

No more photos.

Never caught.

Never identified.

---

Jared’s followers dropped.

Then vanished.

Accounts deleted.

Photos removed.

Everything scrubbed.


Witness protection.

New town.

New name.

No internet.

No smartphone.

No social media.

Landline only.

No crowds.

No photos.

---

The kid who lived in crowds...

Now lives quietly.

Carefully.

Alone.

No more toothy grin.

Nothing left to smile about.

---

Months later, he went to a small grocery store.

Someone laughed.

Family taking a photo.

He turned away instinctively.

Paid quickly.

Left.

---

Later...

He saw the photo.

Pinned to a corkboard near the register.

Community board.

Smiling family.

Groceries.

Normal.

And there -

In the background -

Jared.

Standing still.

Looking straight at the camera.

He didn’t remember being there.

The photo was attached to a 

CHILD MISSING poster.

---

Once, Jared made a game of stepping into other people’s lives.

Into their memories.

Into their photographs.

It had been harmless.

It had been funny.

People laughed.

People shared.

People watched.

Someone was always watching.

Now he avoids crowds.

Avoids cameras.

Avoids anything that might capture him, freeze him, leave him somewhere he couldn't escape.

He lives quietly.

Carefully.

Alone.

Jared doesn’t have fun anymore.



copyright notice © 2026 Michael C. Metzger


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