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Suggestions For New Hollywood Blockbusters

OK, so not only did Hollyweird turn the adventures of Sherlock Holmes (and Dr. Watson) into an action-packed adventure movie, they've made a sequel! Many people lined up to see both movies...because the media told them to.

It's pretty much a given that Hollywood has run out of new ideas. Long gone are the days of movie studios taking chances on a new idea or a new face. Everything is merely a rehash of an old idea. So, given that, I've come up with some ideas for some serious blockbusters! Listen up Hollywood, if you want to make a fortune, here you go! Just remember, these are MY ideas!

Jane Eyre
Jane, after years of being treated badly by her stepsisters, gets locked in the Red Room (where her biological family was massacred by Muslim terrorists), freaks out and goes on a killing spree.

Anne of Green Gables: Woman Of Mystery
Appearing out of nowhere at the door of Marilla & Matthew Cuthbert, this mysterious and interesting beauty seduces the couple and then goes on a killing spree.

Tom Sawyer & Huck Finn 2012
A modern day version. Tom & Huck are best buds, crime fighters and occasionally lovers. See them track down the evil Uncle Tom and blow him up real good!

Paddington Bear: Lost In The Woods
Paddington Bear, a well-dressed bear-about-town, becomes lost in the woods after his car breaks down. Here, he encounters mutant hillbillies hell bent on killing & eating him. Paddington must fight to survive using his street smarts and tricks learned from watching many episodes of MacGyver.

David Copperfield
After a fight with his evil stepfather for falling behind in his studies (during which young David bites his stepfather), he is sent to a "boarding school"...which in reality is a juvenile detention center. After much bullying, many fights, and a brief romance with a young Hispanic pyromaniac named Luis, David learns his lesson and returns to society a much better man...or has he? Murders soon occur with alarming frequency and the occasional fire.

Ann Frank
This movie details the real goings on in that attic! A mentally disturbed young lady named Ann and her sister move into the attic to hide from the world. Disturbing images are brought on by Ann's increasing psychotic episodes and paranoia that "the Nasties" are out to get her! Ann and her sister Margot plot to destroy the world, all the while carrying on a thinly veiled incestuous relationship until daring young soldiers capture them and take them to the safety of a government facility for the criminally insane.

More to come!

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